Michael Jackson is hoping a doctor’s note can get him out of his latest lawsuit. Wacko’s attorney currently dealing with the $7 million breach-of-contract trial in London after a Bahrain sheikh accused him of failing to make good on the terms of an exclusive recording contract, told the court today that Jackson would likely be unable to make it across the pond to offer testimony due to an undisclosed illness.

“On a best-case prognosis, it would be unwise for him to travel, given what he’s got now,” attorney Roberrt Englehart said in London’s High Court. He refused to elaborate further “for the obvious reasons,” but said the singer was waiting on test results.

Paris Hilton was snapped up having a loving affair with Stavros Niarchos at a club in Miami over the weekend. Greek shipping heir Stavros - who dated Paris in 2006 - made a beeline for Paris after they both attended the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Miami.

A source said: ” Stavros looked thrilled to see Paris again and was spotted stroking her hair. “They then looked deep in conversation.”

I dont need a bra!  Meg Ryan let her boobs drop to the floor on Sunday when she visited the site that her new mansion will be built. Maybe spend some money on some bra’s because once your boobs are that far gone surgery is the only WAY.

Beat the hell out of my legs giving head! Nicky Hilton took a stroll with boyfriend David Katzenberg yesterday not looking too happy. “There are no wedding plans. There are lots and lots of rumours but I will put them to rest.” Who would want to marry her if she was not as rich as she is.

The interview on U.S. TV show Extra, the couple insist their relationship ended on good terms and they remain close friends.  He also said he did not pay her £5million parting gift plus house in LA.  What do you think Liar or on Fire?